Riding a Grom Doesn’t Make You Look Cool (by Peyton Christensen)

Let’s face it, riding a Honda Grom isn’t as sexy as some people believe. Although they are entertaining tiny bikes, you might want to think twice if you want to draw attention and look fierce.

Groms are essentially the scooters of the motorcycle industry; they are small, underpowered, and frequently driven by individuals who appear to be trying out for a part in Jackass. Only if you truly possess the abilities to support it will the whole “small bike, big attitude” thing work. Too frequently, Grom riders ignore the fact that they can reach a top speed of about 55 mph (on a good day, downhill, with a tailwind) and weave through traffic like they’re in Fast & Furious: Mini Edition. Not to mention the people who install a loud exhaust system in an attempt to make up for their lack of horsepower. Not at all, spoiler alert.

Then there is the visual appeal. On a Grom, a fully grown adult frequently appears to have borrowed a child’s toy. Being “cool” is difficult when your knees are almost touching your elbows. And are you attempting to win over non-riders? I wish you luck. When they see your bike, they’re not thinking, “Wow, that’s awesome.” They want to know why you didn’t simply get a motorcycle.

Also, a pretty girl has never once said: “Wow! Your grom is so cool! You are so cool because of that tiny lil baby bike!!!!”

This does not imply that groms are out of place. Beginners, stunt riders, and anybody else looking for an affordable, enjoyable ride about town would love them. However, riding one just to improve your reputation—newsflash—is having the opposite effect.

Let’s also discuss the “Grom Squads.” Just as in Biker Boyz, but with 125cc toys, those gangs of guys rob the streets and do wheelies in traffic. Grom riders frequently straddle the thin line that separates appearing rebellious from appearing like a bother. Sure, go off if your idea of cool is to disturb traffic, pedestrians, and real motorcycle riders. However, if no one is impressed, don’t be shocked.

Riding a Grom doesn’t ultimately make you appear tough, edgy, or like a street legend. It gives the impression that you either lack the funds for a genuine bike or are merely trying to get attention in the loudest, tiniest way possible. Okay, if that’s what you like. Don’t expect the others to take you seriously, though.